on greys anatomy.. hahaha ;) sehr herzig...


Callie: I'm going on a date with Erica Hahn. And ah, that's awkward because she's a colleague. And because she's an Attending. And because she's a "she." And ah, there's been kissing, but no touching. And what if I'm not into it? What if I'm horrible at all that stuff south of the border. 'Cause I never been south of the border. With a female. I never even been over the northern mountains, if you know what I'm saying.


Bailey: The va-jay-jay is undiscovered country. It is the motherland. You've never traveled there. You don't know its customs and ways. Now me? I've always wanted to go to Africa. But if I go, I'm going to have to learn a few things first. I'm going to have to prepare. I'll need shots... bring my own syringes, in case something goes wrong. And I'll want to know how to get to the embassy...
Callie: OK, now you've lost me.
Bailey: Just talk about it. Not with me. With the other one. Talk about the rules, the expectations; figure out how to gracefully demur if you find that you don’t like the local cuisine. In Ethiopia, they eat stew off of spongey, sour bread. That’s not for everyone.

Callie: We need to have rules.
Erica: What?
Callie: Rules. We need rules about how we're going to deal with the motherland. Because it's undiscovered country. And maybe... maybe it will be the best vacation either of us has ever had. But it's mysterious and dark, and there should be rules. Oh, and an embassy. And a safe word.
Erica: I'm sorry? What the hell are you talking about?
Callie: Below the... [whispering] below the Mason-Dixon Line... of your pants. I'm not sure I'm ready to go there.
Erica: [smiling] Me neither. There's lots of undiscovered territory above the belt. We can take it slow. Maybe, just first base?